April 4th, 2009

Kevin Drum reports that Barack Obama told bank CEOs:

My administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks.

There are worse fates than pitchforks.


(G20 protester in London, courtesy of The Telegraph)

The RBC – and I’m confident I also speak for my fellow bloggers here – does not endorse this suggestion, at least unless the economy gets considerably worse. Cubicle-reared investment banker is not healthy eating: there are unsafe levels of residues of toxic derivatives, testosterone, and recreational drugs.

However, six months of free-range activity and a diet of acorns would purge these, improve banker muscle tone and transform the fat into healthy monounsaturated oleic acid.

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